那些程序员写过的超搞笑56个代码注释(值得收藏)!!

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/*

  • Dear Maintainer
    *
  • Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
  • and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
  • please increment the following counter as a warning
  • to the next guy.
    *
  • total_hours_wasted_here = 73
    *

亲爱的维护者

如果尝试对这段程序进行'优化'

并且您已经意识到这是一个多么可怕的错误,

请增加以下计数器的个数用来对后来人进行警告

这里总共浪费的时间= 73

1.

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

例外=新的异常("确实有问题。")

放弃; //哈哈

2.

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

当我写下这个的时候,只有上帝和我明白我在做什么

现在,只有上帝知道

3.

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

有时,我会相信编译器会忽略我所有的注释

4.

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,
// who will have to support me and our three children and
// the dog once it gets released into the public.

谨以此代码,献给我的妻子达琳,感谢她一直支持着我,以及我的三个孩子和一条狗。

5.

// drunk, fix later

喝多了,改天再修

6.

// Magic. Do not touch.

魔法!不要碰。

7.

// I'm sorry.

抱歉。

8.

return 1; # returns 1

返回 1;# 返回 1

9.

Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

捕获(异常e)

谁在乎?

10.

/**

  • Always returns true.
    */
    public boolean isAvailable() {
    return false;
    }

代码返回 false ,注释则始终返回 true

11.

/*

  • You may think you know what the following code does.
  • But you dont. Trust me.
  • Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
  • night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
  • enough to "optimize" the code below.
  • Now close this file and go play with something else.
    */

你可能相信你能看懂以下代码,

但是其实绝对不可能,相信我。

一旦你调试了,你绝对会后悔装聪明去尝试优化这段代码。

最好的方式是关闭文件,

去玩点儿你喜欢的东西吧!

12.

try {
} finally { // should never happen
}

绝对不会运行到这里

13.

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

好像 10 的值会波动...

14.

// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.

这段代码的确很烂,我知道你也知道,

先不要骂我,请先接着往下看

15.

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

如果删了此处注释,程序就炸了

16.

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

我不负责这个代码

他们强迫我写,违背了我的意愿。

17.

/ Please work /

请工作

18.

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

没有注释,

很难写,

所以它应该很难阅读

19.

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

疯了吧?这是斯巴达!

20.

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If not, I don't know who wrote it

如果这个代码能够正常工作,那么是Paul DiLascia写的

否则,我也不知道是谁写的

21.

// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don't change it!

这是彼得写的,没人知道它是做什么的,别改动!

22.

/* Logger /
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();

不管怎么费尽心力,人会受伤的时候就会受伤。by 村上春树

23.

// I have to find a better job

我必须找到更好的工作

24.

// Real programmers don’t comment their code.
// If it was hard to write,
// it should be hard to understand.

真正的程序员不注释他们的代码。

如果很难写

应该是难以理解

25.

// This is black magic
// from
// *Some stackoverlow link
// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.

这是来自stackoverlow的黑魔法

别玩魔法,它会咬人的

26.

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

对于我即将犯下的罪行,希望詹姆斯·高斯林(James Gosling)能原谅我

27.

// Comment this later

稍后对此注释

28.

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

如果你想被炒鱿鱼,就删除它

29.

}catch(Exception ex){
// Houston, we have a problem
}

Houston,我们有一个问题

30.

// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001.

我不能除以0,所以我要除以一个非常相似的数

31.

int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}

通过公平掷骰子选择

保证是随机的

32.

TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

弄清楚这里做什么并相应地添加注释

33.

// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able
// to - I'll be dead...

如果这段代码停止工作时还在使用,

杀了我吧,哦~你不能这么做

我死了......

34.

// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

如果你看到了这里,这意味着你已经被任命为我之前的项目的负责人。

对不起,真抱歉。祝你好运。

35.

// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does,
// but if you remove it the program breaks.

我是在喝醉的时候写的,所以不知道它是干什么用的

但如果你删除它,程序就会中断

36.

// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a
// trip across my keyboard...

这段代码以前是有效的,但是我的猫决定在我的键盘上跑一趟

37.

long long ago; / in a galaxy far far away /

在很远很远的银河系外 (这段代码能运行,绝对是个奇迹)

38.

long john; // silver

金银岛

39.

define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers

快乐的去调试你的代码吧,哈哈

40.

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

未来亲爱的我,请原谅我

我说不出来我有多抱歉

41.

// private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

用于存储年龄的私有实例变量

42.

// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

虽然我不知道为什么这样管用,但它却是修复了问题

43.

last = first; / Biblical reference /

最后即是开始,圣经引用

44.

try {
} catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

不用多说,基本上你完蛋了

45.

// John! If you'll svn remove this once more,
// I'll shut you, for God's sake!
// That piece of code is not "something strange"!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

如果你再删除一次

看在上帝的份上,我要关闭你

这段代码不是什么“奇怪的东西”

那就是身份验证

46.

long time; / know C /

过来很久时间才知道

47.

// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

入此门者了断希望

48.

/ Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. /

啊啊啊!你永远都不会明白为什么这个方法有效

49.

catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

糟糕,我们应该做点什么

50.

// TODO make this work

用TODO做这件事

51.

// If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success

如果你现在在认真详细的阅读这段代码,那么写的这段代码应该是没有问题的

52.

// set break point here - you'll never reach it

在这里设置断点-你永远作不到十全十美

53.

/*
** The author disclaims copyright to this source code.
** In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
** May you do good and not evil.
** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
** May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/

作者放弃此源代码的版权

这是一份祝福,而不是法律通知

愿你行善不作恶。

愿你宽恕自己,宽恕他人

愿你自由分享,永远不要超过付出

54.

// I'm not sure what I did

我不确定我做了什么

55.

// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

这是垃圾代码,但现在是凌晨3点,我需要让他能够正常运行

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